Dear Cankles,

Please go away!  It is so hard to look/feel cute when you can't tell where your calf stops and your ankle begins.  I swear you won't have to carry this load around forever.  So if you could just pack up and take a hike, I'd really appreciate it.


Also, for the swelling in my fingers.  I really wish you'd go away too.  You're not there in the mornings, and I really don't want to have to take my wedding rings off and look like "16 & Pregnant".  So for the sake of my self-esteem, you and your little friend, Cankles, need to beat it!!

You're timely response is greatly appreciated.

Sincerely,

Mrs. V